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brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.
Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.
by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019
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pudding brain

Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.

Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.
For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."
by RsaHJSDFJKSDRHW April 21, 2017
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finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.
A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."
by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017
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Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
by grogboy June 19, 2016
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Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.
"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."
by rqd January 12, 2012
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Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.
Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
by Lacey13 January 19, 2012
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Brain STD

When someone is always on your mind and its cannot be stopped/cured. Constant thought about that person means they gave you a Brain STD!
Girl 1:Damn Ricky is so hot! I can't get him out of my mind!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!
by footballfreak9 August 22, 2011
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