buzz cut

A head sheared all over with a clipper to a length of 1/2 to one inch.

Damn it's hot. I'm getting a buzz cut for the summer.

by Tom Sr. November 5, 2005

crew cut

a hairdo buzzed close to the scalp. Also called a G.I. or buzz cut.
Variations include the '50s flattop.

He had head lice so often as a kid that he just kept the crew cut done his mom started.

by jaklumen September 5, 2003

Monkey Cut

The elementary school practice of, rather than "cutting" (or skipping) someone in line, taking the spot behind him, thereby allowing you to save time in the line while not inconveniencing the person already in line. However, this has the side effect of
confusing and angering everyone else in the line. It is unknown who thought this would ever be a good idea, or who gave anyone the power to let people skip everyone behind them.

"Hey, can I cut you?"
"WHAT?"
"No, sorry, I meant skip."
"Why'd you say cut?"
"I thought...whatever. Can I skip you?"
"No! I've earned my space in this line. I've been here for 30 minutes."
"Cmooooon"
"ugh. Look. You can monkey cut me. But you're gonna piss everyone else off."
"Sweet"

by ChanDan March 26, 2013

Cut the Sponge

When your computer dies to a virus

James: Don't download that application! It makes Michael's computer cut the sponge
Peter: Aw damn thanks for telling me

by SPNGCTR March 14, 2021

cup cut

Similar to a bowl cut but utilising a cup instead. Usually done to someone who has passed out after drinking too much. Considered cruel in many cultures. Illegal in nine different countries.

Silky: i dont want a cup cut

The Crew: too bad

Silky: ok *passes out*

by S!lky May 20, 2008

cut yard

to go home

cut yard bro

by kareem12647463783 April 20, 2018

bruise-cut

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.

<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?

by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008