Teddy Roosevelt

A sex move that is preformed by the male partner (in a heterosexual encounter). To perform the Teddy Roosevelt, you must simply engage in intercourse as you normally would. After you finish, you get up without speaking to or making eye contact with your partner, wipe your dick on the curtains, and leave without ever returning. Obviously this move cannot be performed in your own home, since it requires you to never return to where it was performed.

Guy 1: Did you ever hear from that girl at the party again?
Guy 2: Nope, I totally pulled a Teddy Roosevelt on her.

by MCRFB October 10, 2013

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Teddy Ruxpin

EVIL DEMON BEAR THAT WHISPERS MURDERINGS INTO YOUR DREAMS WHILE YOU SLEEP.

That Teddy ruxpin is a real assbutt. He made me dream about punching a bunch of kittens and then eating my own legs for dinner...with chop sticks.

by plaguemonkey October 10, 2013

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Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

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telly

Slang for old an fashioned rotary telephone

Someone pick up the telly and see who it is

by BMoney January 27, 2005

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Teddy Bang Yoo

Usually someone with a horn of hair, juggles flaming hockey sticks, and puts on caps backwards to look cool. Sometimes referred to as a downer, but most times he is okay. Maybe not the coolest kid around, but go to him for a fun time as he has a big imagination.

Mike: Man, I wish I was a Teddy Bang Yoo.

Homie: You think you're the only one?
Mike: No, everyone wants to be a Teddy Bang Yoo.
Homie: Damn straight.

by SQUIRRELRAPISTLOVER March 28, 2011

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