Technical Tony

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.

Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."

by nostringer January 12, 2012

Technoblade

A non that plays Minecraft. Known for his PVP “skills” and his hot elbows.
Destroyed a guy with slightly more subs than him in a 1v1.
Oh and also beat the owner of the largest server in a 1v1 too but who cares about that.

“Woah look at that badass”
“You mean Technoblade?”

by HELLOBOI420 August 31, 2019

Fashion Institute of Technology

A state university of New York where students fall into four stereotypes: bitches, hypebeasts, drag queens, and normal people. A “tobacco free campus” where people will smoke right next to the signs saying not to. Basically an all girls school and half the population has tinder because of it. Always trying to find NYU guys to get into frat parties. Only college campus where you can’t show up wearing pajamas to class.

Person 1: OMG you can to the Fashion Institute of Technology?? Can you make me a dress??
Person 2: sorry I’m actually a business major.
Person 1: They have that?

by studentx57j June 11, 2019

technoblade

A pig minecraft youtuber who calls everyone a nerd and makes the best skywars vids on the web. Also he has something no other youtuber has. Confidence.

Wow he is such a Technoblade, always calling people nerds when really he is one himself.

by tubbasu September 6, 2016

technobreak

To die from playing with yourself too much.

Guy 1: I heard Joseph died of a technobreak.
Guy 2: No way he is so lucky.

by ByDevon January 16, 2017

Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

Tom Cruise Technology

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.

Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.

by rocksigneous July 30, 2009