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Party-tax

The "tax" you pay to the host of a party, in form of refund on brought booze.
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide
If you help with cleaning up tomorrow, I'll buy you breakfast with the party-tax.
by hippiejolle September 6, 2013
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Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.
P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."
by Life-Form August 22, 2018
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Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.
I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.
by yert December 1, 2009
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nit tax

Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)

a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar

Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.

You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
by Yangyflo October 2, 2010
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Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.
Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
by feins September 11, 2020
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Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.
"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019
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Tax Rape

(1) Where the government (without your consent) Forcefully takes out your money leaving you very little

(2) Secretly added Fees,Charges,Taxes etc. That companies will force upon you all willy-nilly With little or no consent from the customer
Bernie Sanders once the tax rape The rich and to paying 90%
by EmJayee September 23, 2019
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