Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.

Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.

by feins September 11, 2020

nit tax

Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)

a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar

Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.

You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.

You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.

by Yangyflo October 2, 2010

Soul Tax

Soul tax - the price you must pay for acting against your principles, especially when doing something primarily for money (like a job you hate).

I have to quit my job soon, the soul tax is killing me. I’ve almost forgotten who I am.

by hash4questions August 18, 2016

Tax queers

People who get married for tax reduction purposes.

Person 1: Harry and Ginny paid $10,000 less this year in taxes.

Person 2: Pshh. Tax Queers. They only do it for the money, not love.

by MorphLord October 1, 2017

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

Crotch Tax

Child support payments

I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.

by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012

nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house

"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."

by LordOfWinter99 August 21, 2020