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Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017
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Tipping and tapping

Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.
We were tipping and tapping all night long.

The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.
by sosweet August 21, 2007
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Pie tap

The act of someone smacking the genital region of a girl,
Much like the male Junk-punch.
she pissed me off so i pie tapped her.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.
by Bre415 January 20, 2010
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After-tap

The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.
"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"

or, following an attempted sack tap

"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"
by jariki December 1, 2009
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Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.
John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011
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mix-tap

When you have sex to the mix-tape a guy/girl created for you.
"I put on the mix-tape she made me, then I mix-tapped her."
by Creflo April 14, 2017
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Douche Tap

The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.
Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::
by Kimm00se September 13, 2011
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