children's movie

A movie rated M.

Aye wanna go see a children's movie

by The only pug July 17, 2021

Children

Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like,
"YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!"
And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like,
"YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!"
So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗

Yay. Children.

Also don't mind the gif it randomly fits perfectly-

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 27, 2024

YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...

Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

tiny children

cum

yo dude i was masteurbating and tiny children came out

by AngelofDeath1528 May 16, 2018

missing children

people go missing but got tired of the evil people they live with and join the military and start a new life

i saved all the missing children in the world and now they trying to take credit for it and lock me up in prison forever so when they speak about it, i can't say i did it and they took all my rewards. and lock up an innocent person in prison forever.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

children

Can be referred to objects that are very important to someone.

These cars are my children!

by MAGA-Man January 16, 2017

Children

Something that many people like including Jimmy savel belle and other people

They are annoying 5 year old running around screaming I love fortnite and doing fortnite dances

People that dad's get milk for

And mothers don't care about and just want the child maintenance

Some children are pretty calm but get caught slacking by people such as Jimmy savel or people called Belle jayden and MOST DEFINITELY ALBERT if u are a child stay away from EVERYONE called Albert no matter what they say

Person1: damn that's a nice house

Person2 and 3: I LIKE FORTNITE I LIKE FORTNITE

Person1:I'm gonna drop kick some children in "self defense"

by Yourmumgayl69420 November 23, 2021