Trumpies

An STD only transmitted through intercourse with a trump supporter

"I fucked a solid 10 last night, but I didn't realize until the next morning, when I was sober enough to read her shirt, that she gave me trumpies

by xFrostyVII July 20, 2016

Trumpitis

Most common symptoms include Umpa Lumpa-toned skin, reverse-mullet which is combed to one side, pursed lips when talking, and aversions to all things Rosie O'Donnell. Due to the last symptom listed, this affliction is often misinterpreted as a regular Rosie hate, which is wide-spread. Named after Donald Trump, who is most famously known for selling Serta mattresses.

Trumpitis: "You're fired"

by Bribribribribri November 25, 2010

Trumpfact

A statement(usually in the form of a tweet), presented as absolute fact, in which the statement in it's entirety or parsed in any way, is entirely false.

"While not at all presidential I must point out that the Sloppy Michael Moore Show on Broadway was a TOTAL BOMB and was forced to close. Sad!" - Actual Donald Trump Trumpfact

by Existentialism1 October 29, 2017

Trumptard

Trumptard is a idiot who believes everything trumptard himself say,but dismisses everything else as fake news,who also think it’s fine for the police to murder its population

Trumptards are out calling everyone Who doesn’t believe him a pedophile,Trumptard himself thinks it’s fine that the police murder his population

by anonymous September 15, 2020

trumphurt

When Trump or one of his supporters gets his feelings hurt, is offended, or gets all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid, or not even mean-spirited -- and goes to Twitter to complain about it. syn. butthurt.

President Elect Trump got all trumphurt when the Hamilton cast asked the VP to represent all Americans, after the show. Sad!

by theunrealdonald November 19, 2016

trumplingus

the act of grabbing a woman by her privates

The man trumplingused his girlfriend.

by Evan_Dayhoff January 17, 2017

Trumpish

THE all-inclusive apology. "I was being Trumpish" is the perfect deescalator. All immature clumsiness is suddenly forgiven as they hear the depth of your regret. Talked too much about yourself? Trumpish. A loose canon with your words and judgments? Trumpish. Thoughtlessly conveyed an aura of superiority? Trumpish. Denigrated someone, spoke out of turn, called out others with jaw-dropping hypocrisy? Trumpish. Most of all though, did you leverage an unfair advantage (were you a bully)? Trumpish. So choose your "trumpishness": either wisely and quickly admit trumpish behavior, or refuse to apologize (sound familiar?) and others will call out your trumpishness for you.

"Please forgive me - it was trumpish of me to think the rules were for others. Furthermore, my behavior forced you into an awkward dilemma - again, trumpish."

by Sam JuaS July 12, 2017