backdoor surprise

v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone's anus; often, of a heterosexual couple engaged in doggy style intercourse, when the male withdraws from the vagina, and hilariously re-inserts into the anus without prior warning.

NOT to be confused with the equally amusing Cadbury Surprise.

Betty: ... but then, as I... as I was about to... come, for some reason he pulled out... and then... *breaks down sobbing* he.. he put it... oh god! *sobs uncontrolably*
Psychiatrist 1: He gave you a BACKDOOR SURPRISE!? What a guy!!!
*hi-fives Psychiatrist 2*
Psychiatrist 2: Man, that is awesome!

by Terry Deary July 21, 2008

Santorum Surge

A unexpected and/or explosive gushing of "santorum." Frequently caused by post coital flatulence.

After Tom had a santorum surge in my bed, I had to change my sheets

by CptFitz January 6, 2012

penis surprise

It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.

"Would you like some popcorn, Kathrine?... *Penis Surprise!*"

by Jon, Kev and Sean September 16, 2008

Yeah, sure

Leave me alone I'm watching TV and I'm not actually listening.

'Yeah, sure' is basically an out of office automatic response.

wife -"Can we visit my parents this Friday and then drop into my cousins for 2 or 3 hours on Sunday afternoon"

Husband - "Yeah, sure"

by Shellfishandpig June 14, 2018

surefuck

A fragrance applied prior to heading out for a night on the town; the intention being, that the fragrance will attract a suitable mate.

Before we go, let me splash on a bit of surefuck.

by Dr Mafesto May 16, 2006

Survival

1: An adventure that you must protect yourself form harm object's

2:Keep yourself alive

Well that's it...

If you like Survival Games, try DayZ

by Lieik September 17, 2015

Surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

That storm came through like a surging sanders.

by identd April 25, 2016