suck my dictionary

When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.

Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!

by TheJmes199 February 10, 2024

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Suck my balls

Oh shit

A: did you study for the maths test?
S: suck my balls👹🧍🏻 ♂️ we have a test ??

by aly3ahfsh March 12, 2024

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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it

Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out

by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022

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A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

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`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

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Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".

"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".

by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017

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