The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.
Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
by Jenna LO February 11, 2013
Get the Surprise Lettucemug. many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)
"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009
Get the Bachelor Surprisemug. The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.
Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
by princessteph July 26, 2011
Get the Mall Surprisemug. When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.
it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
by Mr B Poet November 30, 2016
Get the graham surprisemug. A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.
Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.
by Bloodsheddddddddddd February 1, 2010
Get the Bowling Surprisemug. Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!
by john March 4, 2004
Get the The Surprise Poopiemug. When someone lets out an air biscuit and unintentionally receives the oozy mud butt sensation in their under britches.
We were having a bake off and i baked a cookie sheet of air biscuits, busted ass and ended up with a jelly surprise.
by flatulence August 28, 2006
Get the jelly surprisemug.