Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

vinegar strokes

When one masturbates and is on the brink of orgasm and one knows they can't hold it back any longer the face that follows is known as Vinegar Strokes

Jon: Yo man, I came so hard yesterday and my girl took a picture of my face!

Josh: HA! lemme see the picture!?--WHOA! nice VINEGAR STROKES bro!

by CAKE_CMK! August 22, 2016

Vinaigrette Strokes

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, she approached climax and I saw into her soul during her vinaigrette strokes.

by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017

Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.

"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."

by BurtVid January 16, 2013

E-Stroke

When chatting online and all of a sudden, you cant type.

Billy: Okiwwa kwwp tryng. OkAy*&&&/ I cwnt type1
Me: Billy, are you having an e-stroke?

by Luhnaynia January 9, 2012

toke & stroke

A safer form of auto erotic asphyxiation whereupon the participant uses burning marijuana as a means of restricting the flow of oxygen to the body. Before peaking, the user should take a final breath and hold it until the desired result is achieved.

I used the toke & stroke method to get super baked before playing video games.

by T. S. Roberts November 26, 2017

Typo Stroke

Misspelling a number of words while typing and not realizing it immediately.

John: So I tuld yo abut whee I am ging tomrrow, okau?

Mad Max: What? Did you just have a typo stroke?

by Romrom June 14, 2012