STFU

Sink The Fat U-Boats

none needed...i hope

by matt March 27, 2004

stfu

Stupid Fuck

n00b: i drank like 3 beers yesterday
1337 one: Wow, and that went well?
n00b: no of course not, i puked all over the place
1337 one: STFU

by T|L|K April 28, 2004

STFFU

Shut the flying fuck up.
Similar to stfu but used for more random people.

Jakki: "So I heard this really funny joke yesterday! But... I forgot it. It was really good though."
Calvin: "Dude, stffu, why don't you stop eating so much sugar and go jump off your roof and try to fly"

by Batmanxisxrad February 19, 2009

stfu

the acronym for what you say to someone (shut the fuck up) who spells internet acronyms out loud in a real life conversation as opposed to saying the actual words.

dude1: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm definitely not gay.

dude2: dude YOU shut the fuck up you cant even speak proper english and that was the dumbest bullshit I've heard since I saw George Bush on Global National.

by tony chen December 15, 2008

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016

stfd

Shut The Fuck DOWN!!
Recreation of STFU.

Guy1: Sonic is stupid, makikinizont!
Guy2: STFD!

by Tadakichi2 January 18, 2009

STFUnity

A state of forcible tranquility often stemming from the need for other people in your sphere of influence to cease communicating to/with/about you or any other subject matter. See also STFU

As you continue to breathe deeply, allow the feeling of STFUnity to permeate your meager existence.

by Bjorn Hardigan January 13, 2009