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stealth blumpkin

The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.
stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.

Prairie dog pops out and disappears.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.

Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.

fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.

Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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Stealthie

Dude 1: Hey check out this photo I took of those ducks!
Dude 2: Whoa man, how'd you get that in flight shot?
Dude 2: It's a Stealthie, man, of course it's going to be awesome.
by StealthieInc March 16, 2015
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The Stealth

Zam's car!
its so fast it can go from 0-60mph in .2 seconds!!
it has mad good traction and its insanly red.
i drove around the world in space 7 times with my stealth, it has mad good traction!

u need a ride in my stealth?
by i am zam March 12, 2003
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Dodge Stealth

Person 1 "Look at that yaht"

Person 2 "Dude that's a dodge stealth RT"
by My name is Jim December 18, 2016
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Stealthie

A picture taken by someone, usually a girl, that is clearly a selfie but contains a cute animal or object of interest in order to curb the backlash of it being a selfie.
John: "Hey Pete, did you see Amy's new puppy? Looks pretty cute."

Pete: "You sure that's the only thing that was cute? Dude it was totally a stealthie! Typical Amy."
by Talmok February 4, 2014
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Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.
Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)
by Dan February 6, 2004
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Stealthbooking

1. A person who writes comments on their FB page or on other people's pages only to have them delete these posts minutes after writing them-leaving the other person to appear as if they are having a conversation with themselves.

2.Also used for someone who is known to delete comments, untag pictures they do not like of themselves. The fear of people finding out the unsavoury comment or picture has the stealthbooker sweating bullets. The stealtbooker appears to be convinced that someone may see this fb post you wrote.
Dude, you gotta stop stealthbooking shit off my page. You are making me look like I am more crazy than I am.

Bobba, why do you keep stealhbooking my posts about you barfing outside the bar last night. Everyone saw you do it, why not capture the moment forever. Heatwave wont find out about your drunken nightmare behaviour.
by Tunahead Heatwave September 17, 2010
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