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Steadman

Someone who is an asshole for no apparent reason; A highly unliked character. One who fails to realize they have no friends; Someone who lives a shower-deprived life.
Mike, stop being an asshole, you're turning into a Steadman.
by Jos. A. Bank June 23, 2010
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Steak and Blowjob Day

A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and Blowjob Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy blowjob, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.
Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and Blowjob Day.

Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob!

Tom: Nice!
by ooshawabangbang December 14, 2008
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Lane Stadium

loudest stadium in the nation;home to the virginia tech hokies; not a place you want to be if your not a hokie; makes uva jealous.
We went to Lane Stadium to watch the hokies beat uva.
by marshokie May 28, 2007
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seadonkey

A girl who is unattractive due to face, weight, or personality who is notoriously difficult to get rid of. A girl who doesn't get the obvious hints that they are not wanted.
Man: Gee, you seem pretty tired, I will call you a cab.

Seadonkey: Oh, I'm not too tired. I can stay.

or

Seadonkey: Thats ok, I will just crash here.
by Leah SG September 8, 2006
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Steak

A female who wears small amounts of clothing and tries to attract other males through her looks and/or actions.
"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah"
"You better watch yourself 'cause she's a total steak"
by J.Mar September 28, 2014
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Steak Bake

Steak Bake: A steak bake is when your finger accidently goes through the toilet paper and into your feces... kinda like when your finger breaks through a greggs steak bake.
1. going to the toilet and accidently having a steak bake
by Chew-Boi November 16, 2009
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Steak

Good stuff that comes from cows.
Mom; Saints, STOP THAT!!!!! Pick up that knife and cut up that steak.

Saints; that steak is too thick to cut with a knife, I have no choice than to pick it up and bite it.
by Saints October 23, 2003
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