When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"
by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016
Get the Salty Stormmug. When, in a game, usually Call Of Duty, as a last defense, toss all of your hand grenades in an effort to clear out an area, or at least get some kills.
by tehpronoob October 28, 2011
Get the Nade Stormmug. Your pissin me off and I see a bow storm on your horizon; Keep talkin smak and I'm gonna throw a bow storm on you
by lasvegaslegal August 20, 2011
Get the Bow Stormmug. by AutisticBobby February 7, 2018
Get the storm warriormug. A way to celebrate after a win in a football game when the entire student body jumps the fences and runs on the feild with the players
by bigbootygirl_78. November 30, 2010
Get the Storm the feildmug. In the battle royale game, Fortnite, you are a storm master once you’ve mastered the technique of defeating the storm by not dying in it. However, not all who survive the storm are masters of it. You must be a seasoned storm veteran to gain the title of master.
Devan became a Storm Master upon his 100th time surviving the storm successfully with a low failure rate.
by Storm Master 69 February 27, 2018
Get the Storm Mastermug. by Meredith & Stephanie October 15, 2008
Get the Bean Stormmug.