spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock July 4, 2016

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

Spunk-Lobbing

Competitive Masturbation

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy

by Dessy C July 20, 2016

spulnking

the art hanging a nigger from a rock wall.

jerome is spulnking into a rock wall after running into the KKK.

by virginmary69 August 6, 2016

Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

by af2 January 14, 2017

spalking

To talk with pride.

I was spalking about my accomplishments the other day.

by Fearunit December 4, 2017

Spunk Rocket

A build up of a large amount of semen following an extended break from ejaculating.

Julie was flabbergasted by the spunk rocket that exploded on her face.

by Sexy face 10 December 26, 2017