Speed and Shart

To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.

Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.

by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009

speed-bag

To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.

Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.

by ohaiSpork November 25, 2018

tard speed

approximately 52 mph

"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"

by LongDONGsilber January 22, 2014

Claude Speed

The guy from GTA 3.

Claude Speed killed the triads in a mrwhoopee.

by Steel Jones April 18, 2018

speed demon

A person who tries extremely hard during practice. This teammate will exert all of their energy by sprinting, to "one up" someone else to lead the group. This will happen at appropiate and inappropitate times. When somebody takes part in this act, the other teammates tend to get aggravated. When a person is a speed demon during practices. Doesn't necessarily mean he or she is the best or fastest in the team; just means they practices intensely. This word is used in a neggative way.

let the speed demon go first

by higgssss July 22, 2010

Speed Garage

1)The soundtrack of Heaven.
2)Simply the best creation of music that exists.

"you're right God, Speed Garage is the best sound ever heard."

by rudeone April 22, 2005

Street Speed

Amphetamine sulphate. Often made illicitly. Street speed is much more potent, cheaper and (possibly) addictive than regular Adderall. This type of drug is much more common in Europe than in North America. Amphetamine sulphate lacks dextroamphetamine, an chemical found in Adderall. Dextro is what causes euphoria in higher doses of Adderall. As a result, street speed does not cause euphoria by default, but is known to intensify emotions (esp. happiness and aggression) greatly. On higher doses, a user may even ignore pain in certain situations.

Prices vary by location (as with all drugs). Due to it's rarity in the region, expect it to be more expensive in North America than in Europe.

Average prices are the following:

£10 = Gram
£25 = Quarter
£45 = Half Ounce
£80 = Ounce

Damn, I love getting hopped up on Street Speed!

by NotTheWalrus April 29, 2013