shored

When one fucks up something on job site then blames someone else

I just got shored..

by Dagway June 12, 2015

Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

shredi knight

The Shredi are physical and mental keepers of the secret of an ancient and noble subcultural organization of society, known for their talent in and observance of The Stoke. Using the gravity and natural forces around them to generate the Stoke and wielding their signature shred sticks, members of the Shedi Order rip for kicks and chicks in all arenas of the natural and man-made Earth, often against their mortal enemies, including The Popo, The Great White, and The Avalanch.

There are different levels of Shredi, ranging from apprentice to shredi master. Shredi Masters, like those listed below, are often revered for there mastery of Stoke and Stick. Many of the highest Shredis have risen to mastery of multiple forms.

Laird Hamilton, Tony Hawk, Kelley Slater, Shaun White

Did you see me go fins out on that turn? I think I'm on my way to becoming a Shredi Knight.

by Blue Team December 15, 2008

Shred some powder

To participate in the act of skateboarding or skiing.

I'm gonna pack up the Lesbaru and go shred some powder in Breckenridge this weekend.

by Wanda Tuttles February 7, 2014

Shredding

the shredding of the uteran wall when a woman has her period

Mary must be shredding cause she is acting like a crazy bitch!

by ditaluver September 21, 2011

shredded wheat

The aftermath when your dick has been sucked and scraped up by teeth.

I told the bitch she left me with shredded wheat after the bj.

by Enernational February 23, 2010

shredder

only the coolest people in the world....the people who fuck cows and the occasional sheep, while using fly vocabulay like "nice" and "sweet" and pulling amazing ollies

woah, you fucked chris obrian....you are such a shredder

by XtremeShredds April 10, 2005