Sometimes Sober Saturday

A Sometimes Sober Saturday is a Saturday that qualifies as being sober. This can be for any reason. It is really more of an event, than an adjective.

Joe: "Man, last night was boring, I had a sometimes sober Saturday. :("

Tim: "I've got a lot of homework, I think I'm going to participate in a sometimes sober Saturday."

by izzy zainea March 1, 2009

soberistas

Inebriated party girls found everywhere in Mexico on vacation, but originally, and very abundant, in Cancun, on the city buses that traverse the hotel zone. Characterized by loud, laughing, sometimes lascivious behavior. Often dressed minimally and can be most attractive unless too drunk.

Also found in other alcohol-related venues, such as winery tours, live concerts, outdoor festivals of any type.

There were a bunch of soberistas on the bus last night at 2, really having a blast

by Gusmann April 28, 2010

Sober Stevo

A moral man who doesn't succum to the pressure of his peers or the bias of a nation.

Sober Stevo doesn't try, He just is.

by SoberStevo May 18, 2011

Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

Soberginity

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.

Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!

by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013

Shburp

The burp that comes after giving a blowjob and swallowing jizz. The seamen version of a vurp. This burp contains bile and jizz and a reminder of what the fuck you just had in your mouth.

Tommy unleashed a massive shburp after swallowing jimmy's load.

by Jimmyeatssquirrel September 26, 2017

Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018