protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.

My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.

by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

snack shaming

Making someone feel embarrassed for their snacking habits. Putting someone down for their desire to continuously eat snacks. Making fun of the quantity someone eats between meals.

Casey felt like Tali was snack shaming her when Tali called her out for pulling pretzels out of her bag after she had just eaten a sandwich.

by dogluvr2295 March 26, 2017

Molar Snack

The extra piece of food that gets stuck between your back teeth that is later pulled a loose by your tongue or toothpick and eaten.

Ew. That guy just ate a molar snack in front of us.

by AllNaturalBella March 2, 2014

Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any

"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."

by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010

faggot snacks

Large variety of snacks faggots love to eat. Most are in the shape of a penis, but some can just be shitty. Faggot snacks include carrots, pickles, cucumbers, popsicles, sausages, hot dogs, parfaits, low fat snacks, Yoplait Whips, and cottage cheese.

David: Sahil, why do like eating faggot snacks so much?

Sahil: (fellates hot dog) Because they feel so good in my mouth.

David: You are a homo.

by sun1337brah September 21, 2009

snack nappin

When you waste the whole day in bed with someone, having sex, occasionally snaking(eating, drinking, smoking) while taking brief naps between sessions.

Andy:"Yo man, what'd you do last weekend? I never heard from you"
Brendan: "oh you know me and the lady were just snack nappin all weekend"
Andy: "Oh well, gotta love that!"

by Swaino March 20, 2008

scooby snacks

Hash brownies that were cut up into tiny pieces (you ever wonder why Shaggy and Scooby were always so damn paranoid)

Bob:"Hey pass the Scooby snacks Fred!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"Fred!I want to get high right now!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"God damnit Fred!'..."Fine I'll get them myself!"

by Squee Nigga squee May 28, 2006