smelly jappy

a smelly japseye on your penis often white

oi dude you have a smelly jappy I ccan smell it over the phone

by fingerblaster789 November 30, 2016

Smellies

Shitty Xmas gift consisting of shower gels or deodorants maybe some cheap aftershave/perfume if you're 'lucky'

What did you get for Xmas?

Not much just a few smellies

by Jax Lyger March 31, 2016

Smelly Christ

not to be confused with Shitty Christ

psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!

patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!

psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D

nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.

by barffbag October 13, 2018

Smelly bottoms

Anything from the waist down that stanks

A guy was sitting on the bus and when he got up all you smell smelly bottoms.

by The angry trucker 18 October 19, 2018

Smelly homo

A smelly homo that sucks pee pee everyday named Jolten

1st person: Hey dude the other day I saw Jolten sucking everyone’s pee pee in the locker room.
2nd person: Damn he a smelly homo XD.

by Mr.Caca October 25, 2018

my smelly bum

you would usually hear a English person saying this ......thats it ....umm....ye bye.....BOIIoioiOioIoioIoioIoiOioioI

wow.....well why don't you just lick my smelly bum......exactly so back of u turnip.

by mysmellybum_face November 5, 2018

Smelly

No u

Ur so FUCKING smelly

by Jacksman February 28, 2019