screen shopper

A broke individual who shops online but can't afford anything. Like a window shopper would do.

Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper

by buckwyld94 October 17, 2015

Hole Stopper

When a super plus tampon is used to stop the bleeding in a bullet hole.

Rebecca- Why do you have TAMPONS in your pocket?

Adam-I DESPERATELY need them on me at all times for a Hole Stopper.

Rebecca- Umm... okayyy... *unfriends on facebook:.:

by CrunchyButthole1029 December 9, 2016

fun shopper

Someone who gets details for one event and if it doesn't sound fun enough, they ditch and do something that sounds more fun to them

"Carol is such a fun shopper"

by blbaddie August 22, 2017

Dick Stopper

Dick Stopper, when a male wakes up with a morning wood piss rager, and is half cock eyed. Commences to run for the bath room but instead runs piss hard-on first into the frame of the doorway.

Jack in all his glory woke up from a rancid dream and took a Dick Stopper into the doorway as he ran for the bathroom.

by Dms79 December 14, 2017

Titty Stopper

The Titty Stopper is made of all natural ingredients. It is supposed to help you breast addicted children to get off of your nipple for milk. This remedy is made of siracha, cinnamon, salt, and rice vinegar.

“Oh my gosh! Brittany you have to try this new remedy called the Titty Stopper!”

by Tt_favorite February 9, 2018

secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.

Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

lettuce skipper

A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.

Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.

by sjsays August 12, 2018