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skitty von skit skit 

a praying mantis looking creature who smells bad, doesnt believeing in brushing teeth, runs away from girls and fights,is obsessed with nigel and chris bohn, thinks the most random things are amazing, likes whatever team one on sports center this morning, is given a lot of crap like basketball and soccer training and still sucks, plays a lot of video games and still sucks, noobs off in those rags that you find in the corner of your basement, the worlds longest nipple hairs (even though he thinks chris bohns are longer), makes weird faces for no reason, swipes your hand when you try to give him his subway card back (and misses),best friends with a lion named ettaY who roams the world with lions,screams random things sometimes, weird ass laugh, cant burp correctly, cant hope a fence cause he is scared, hates his brother b myers but tells him everything like that dan used a coupon and mcdonalds, LOVES HIS MOM,.... if you come to and encounter with this creature he will tell you his name is scottie boy....and if you see it you should prob just run really far away..............o yeah........THE SEVEEEEEENTHHHHHHHHHHH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE....AND THE FIRST PLAY. yeah
kid: whats your name
skitty von skit skit: Scotty boy


Kid runs away

Shirt Saggage 

When you can tell when a woman is wearing a bra or not, there is the definite underlining of the boob which the shirt may catch under.
Jayk: Hey Ramsey
Ramsey:Yeah
Jayk:Lisa isnt wearing a bra today
Ramsey: how do you know
Jayk: you dont see that shirt saggage?
Shirt Saggage by Dirty Wizzard September 30, 2011

snirt storm 

A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.
Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.
snirt storm by Ewizobeth December 18, 2013

shirt slasher 

Someone who knifes or shoots people, therefore "slashing" their shirt.
He's a murderer...he's a shirt slasher.

Guan Guan skrt skrt 

The action of internally destroying ones inner intestines or disintergrating there ankles in a mere second causing them to be unable to function as human beings anymore.
I will Guan Guan skrt skrt my dad in the morning cause he ain’t a real geezer innit.

Skrrt Skrrt 

Skrrt Skrrt is to be used when one is in deep shite, and should be used with the phrase "out of here" or "to ____"
Also used by serveral rappers in their rap songs.
Or its a verbal tic
Ah shit boi we gotta skrrt skrrt outta here!