shallow

1: term coined by ugly and fat people when good looking people did not want to have anything to do with them. This term is used to make said fat and ugly people feel better about rejection.

2: pretending to like people you really don't and treating people the exact opposite how you feel towards them.

ie: fat woman tries to get a gorgeous man to dance with her, he declines.
He is at the top of the food chain.
She is at the bottom. She goes back to her friends and tells them he rejected her, they convince her he is "shallow" because he can't see her "inner beauty" although, he'd be able to, if she lost a lot of weight!

by breaksprinter March 22, 2009

Swallow

The opposite of a choke.

"Dude, I hit this chick up and she says that she wants to hookup!"
"Sweet man, that's a total swallow"

by GimmeYopMeMama October 21, 2018

Suck and Swallow

A name for "certain establishment" also known as Steak and Shake, this is the more secluded version of the chain, found only off of the interstate, and select towns in Arkansas, look out, as your cousin may work there

Man, I had a great lunch at the "Suck and swallow"

by Xander Fei July 22, 2006

Shallow Fan

A person who is a fan of a video game series/band/film series, but only for a reason that is, ultimately, irrelevant to the thing they're a fan of. They're also the most vocal kind of fan, unfortunately. They usually flip shit when the thing they loved is gone, even though the true fans don't give a flying fuck either way.

Dumbass: OMG I can't believe that Band X switched singers! I'm sooo over them! They're nothing without the original singer!

True fan: Shut the fuck up. They don't deserve you. First of all, they recruited the singer as a last resort, and second of all, he was a huge douche in real life. You're such a shallow fan.

Dumbass: WHAT THE FUCK!? The HD remake of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won't have the original soundtrack!? Now the game's going to be shit!

True Fan: Last time I checked, the main attraction of a game was supposed to be the GAMEPLAY, you fucking asshole. And tony Hawk's Pro Skater had amazing gameplay. But no, you only care about the soundtrack! Can you even do a fucking special trick in those games or are you too busy treating them like your own personal music players?

by Herp Derp McDumbass June 10, 2012

shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.

"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"

by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009

Skallywag

A member of the notorious Motorcycle Club Skallywags MCC from north west of England.

Those fucking Skallywags are always up to something.

Those Skallywags are loveable rogues.

by Sally Wagski November 21, 2020

cum swallowing whore

Someone who lives for swallowing cum from any cock that she can get to use her body strictly for the self gratification of the male's penis and pleasure. Someone who takes great joy and pleasure knowing she has fulfilled the one true purpose God intended for women to serve. And willing source of eager sleaze to let men fill in every hole with nothing but cock and sperm. To swallow, always savoring.

I am a cum swallowing whore in dire need of some fresh thick cum to drink.

by Naughtia Swalloman July 28, 2017