YoJ Simpson

Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!

*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption

"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"

by GloveDon'tFit December 26, 2014

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OJ Simpson

A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery

OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.

by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020

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oscar simpson

Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion

Tom: that oscar simpson is so sexy but is so stupid
Kelly: no only boys like him

Teacher: eh eh

by hgfdjhgjkldzfhgokj;dsafhgihqds May 2, 2018

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Ashlee Simpson

(Noun) Pretend to sing; lip sync.

Dr. Alice: Hey! It looks like your teeth are bleeding. I'm afraid I'll have to remove them and give them back in a few days.

Sophie: Oh no. What am I going to do during chorus practice? I know! I'll have to Ashlee Simpson to We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

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natasha simpson

The most wonderful girl in the word. Brings the best out in you and makes you feel like a man or woman again. Once you find her keep her near cause she's such a keeper

I need you, Natasha Simpson

by Kale salad September 13, 2017

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