YoJ Simpson

Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!

*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption

"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"

by GloveDon'tFit December 26, 2014

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Terry simpson

To dog the boys by sleeping with men

I heard you terry simpson last night instead of coming to the pub

by Ziggy gets the bitches January 23, 2018

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OJ Simpson

A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery

OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.

by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020

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Cael Simpson

Has a huge scholong

Cael Simpson is huge

by Jet Grimes February 15, 2022

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Simpson's Law

A law of physics pertaining to the popular TV show 'The Simpsons' that states the TV show has at least one Episode or Scene referencing a certain topic or predicting a future event.

Dude, The Simpson's Episode 'Marge in Chains' predicted COVID; It's the Simpson's Law!

by Big Dick at Nick November 29, 2021

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Morgan Simpson

A super hot fit cutie that can get any boy she wants but luckily she settled for a six inch dong belonging to a boy called Logan a Morgan is the most perfect girl in the world if you ever know a girl called Morgan you can count yourself the luckiest person in the world

morgan simpson should go out with Logan and live a happy life and have kids together ♾💍🌍

by Hshsjjdgd November 16, 2019

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