Shrunge

A person who is a try hard master. This person may be an absolute fucking nerd or just a person who takes everything to seriously.

Holy fucking shit Batman, that man is such a shrunge. They studied all night and didn’t even go to sleep!

by Aaga June 27, 2019

shrinkled

When something shrinks by wrinkling

You're brain must be shrinkled from all that binge-watching.

by forevergood August 20, 2019

shronk

When you are given the shronk, you are completely raped and/or obliterated. Usually getting the shronk is associated with homosexuality, but this is not always the case.

Yo, he completely gave me the shronk last night.

by The Great Jewasaurus September 26, 2019

Shruckus

The middle of a vegetable

A chef may say ‘cut it in the shruckus.’

by Chicken lungs January 21, 2020

Shrinker

The opposite of getting a boner. Your dick actually shrinks and goes inside your body.

*sees a furry* GODDAMNIT IM GETTING A SHRINKER

by Bonergod October 22, 2019

Shrinkle

Typically this occurs when a male jumps into a cold lake or pool, and his member becomes shrunken, and wrinkled; ergo, the Shrinkle

Guy 1: Man I got out of the pool to take a piss but I’ve got a shrinkle-type situation going on.
Guy 2: Yeah I hear ya

by Dneeko July 12, 2020

Shlunk

To drop a fork from significant height down your urethra

Kevin just shlunked with Bob from a two story window

by Shlunker101 August 5, 2020