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Anal Shred

A move performed by the pokemon Onix in which he inserts his entire head into the anus of an unsuspecting human, while roaring his mating cry, "ONIIIIIIIIX!!"
"Dude, did you hear what happened to that girl?"
"Nah, what?"
"The ol' Anal Shred I'm afraid"
"Oh damnnnn"
by ashketchumisawesome October 13, 2011
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Shredboner

Figuratively speaking, Getting a boner from shredding on your BMX bike.
My shredboner is now limp on account of winter.
by TFTBMX April 22, 2009
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Shready

For something to be close to or as awesome as Eddy Van Halen on the axe.
Duder, that FS nose press was ultra shready
by Pussification June 2, 2009
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Shredding Life

Damn, you smell that? Yeah, that girl is shredding life over there.
by BOHSasb August 20, 2011
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Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.
Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.
by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018
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shredi knight

The Shredi are physical and mental keepers of the secret of an ancient and noble subcultural organization of society, known for their talent in and observance of The Stoke. Using the gravity and natural forces around them to generate the Stoke and wielding their signature shred sticks, members of the Shedi Order rip for kicks and chicks in all arenas of the natural and man-made Earth, often against their mortal enemies, including The Popo, The Great White, and The Avalanch.

There are different levels of Shredi, ranging from apprentice to shredi master. Shredi Masters, like those listed below, are often revered for there mastery of Stoke and Stick. Many of the highest Shredis have risen to mastery of multiple forms.
Laird Hamilton, Tony Hawk, Kelley Slater, Shaun White

Did you see me go fins out on that turn? I think I'm on my way to becoming a Shredi Knight.
by Blue Team December 15, 2008
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Shred some powder

I'm gonna pack up the Lesbaru and go shred some powder in Breckenridge this weekend.
by Wanda Tuttles February 7, 2014
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