Joecery Shopping

Vegan E-biker for, grocery shopping at Trader Joe's.

I'm going Joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 16, 2022

Click Shopping

Essentially the same as “Window Shopping”, but you’re adding things to cart you want buy but never actually check out. Ultimately these items end up in a Save for Later List and forget you ever even wanted it in the first place.

Me: why do you keep so many things in the cart on on Amazon.

Friend: oh did you see that? I just be Click Shopping

by zanderC29 March 31, 2022

Sauce Shopping

When you can't think of a good hentai/anime to watch/admire/jerk off to and want to find some new content. Can usually be achieved by searching up certain nightcore songs on Youtube and then selecting the thumbnail picture which fits to your taste. Most channels include the sauce in the description.

Imma go to yt for some sauce shopping.

by Comrade Peng April 25, 2022

clothesline shopping

prolific in beach towns, but done by transients travelling thru farther inland sometimes as an emergency measure... stealing clothing ( or towels... swim suits ) off of clotheslines they were hung on to dry.

after leaving the bar late last night... me and my buddy picked up some new swim trunks by clothesline shopping them on our way home...

by copywrite July 22, 2022

Pain Shopping

Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.

Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone yesterday to see if he's looking that others girl's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Affirmative Shopping

Also known as looting, it's what ghetto people do when they want something but don't want to pay for it. Happens a lot during firey but peaceful protests. Also common in places like Sanfrancisco and Chicago.

Man, look at all those affirmative shoppers running out of that Nike store.

Yo, check out this sweet TV I picked up on my last affirmative shopping trip.

by Tippicanu September 17, 2023

postholiday waistline shopping period

(Noun) The six day period from December 26th-December 31st during which people buy large amounts of Slimfast, weight loss supplements, detox kits and protein bars.

During the postholiday waistline shopping period, stores like GNC and Whole Foods see a jump in their sales while consumers try to shed their holiday pounds.

by Crackberry:) December 29, 2009