shoot the poot

Shoot the Poot is a component of several popular college drinking games, including Beirut, Caps, and FrisBeer. Similar to the Naked Run, it is punishment reserved for a player or team that is completely shut out, or unable to score a single point. The defeated player is required to bend over, drop his pants, and spread his buttocks, thus forming the target. The victorious player in turn drops his own pants, and from a distance of roughly 3 feet, attempts to ejaculate into the anus of the defeated.

If Andrew doesn't make this shot, Adam's gonna shoot the poot all up his whatsit, said Dan excitedly.

by El Guapo con queso July 5, 2007

shooting the shit

talking without any specific purpose; passing the time with causal conversation

We were just shooting the shit out on the front porch while waiting for Justin to show up.

by Ignotus October 30, 2003

shooting star

Slang word for a penis believed to have special, magical powers.

Siskel: "I just got booty called, bro."
Ebert: "Damn, that chick must think you have a shooting star."

by rorolele December 17, 2016

Shooting beaver

The act of a woman spreading her legs while wearing a short skirt and no panties so you can see her vagina.

I was sitting in class and Amy was shooting beaver at me from across the room.

by ekks September 24, 2010

poop shoot

The hole of the ass, or asshole

Don't fool yourself girl, it's going up your poop shoot - (Thank you Frank Zappa)

by Poopsie Smidgaphorius May 13, 2005

shoot gun

1.) Misspelled form of shotgun.
2.) What you do with a gun.

1.) (Excerpt from a Redneck definition:).....sitting out on their front porch holding a shootgun talking about niggers.

2.) Shoot the gun, dammit!

by ME October 25, 2004

shoot blanks

male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm.

After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off.

by ymouszanon March 30, 2015