1.Jim:"Docter, docter! I dont know whats wrong with me! I keep pooping out long, hard, fleshy, turds!"
Doctor:"Well, it seems you have cockshittingitus, in other words, you are becoming a cock shitter."
2.Tammy:"Shirley, im gonna go out with Bobby!"
Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"
3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!
Doctor:"Well, it seems you have cockshittingitus, in other words, you are becoming a cock shitter."
2.Tammy:"Shirley, im gonna go out with Bobby!"
Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"
3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!
by ghoof June 11, 2006

First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack November 13, 2007

by ill fresh kila beez niple bite nazty dong beotch January 8, 2004

A high school phenomenon of a mystry person shitting in the sink of the boys toilets, sticking a toilet roll around it with a flag in and setting fire to it. Popular between years 9 to 11
The Phantom Shitter has struck again.
by Ian Walmsley October 22, 2003

The void of moisture in your body after the act of defecation while already dehydrated. The mental and physical emptiness felt after taking a gigantic shit.
Gordo knew he would soon have "shitter's remorse" as he gazed with dehydration at the over flowing port-a-johns on the third day of the music festival.
by Shady Jay May 10, 2011

A Cunt
by Chris pears February 9, 2018

by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018
