The Tom Selleck 

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

The Tom Selleck by Chris Langford June 1, 2007

Shellsea 

Shellsea is a beautiful girl.Shellsea is the kinda girl that dislikes many people but many people love her.Shellsea is liked by many.Boys wanna be with her girls wanna be her.Shellsea is smart .shellsea loves music depends on it 24/7 she’s the best friend ever she’s very insecure about her self but she’s gorgeous and such an amazing girl guys are lucky to be friends with her and her boyfriend is blessed to be with such a goddess.

Boy:Shellsea’s my girlfriend

Boy #2:damn dude your blessed

Boy:yeah ik she’s a keeper

Shellsea by Itz_me5641 February 15, 2019

selling life 

Getting the bae pregnant

Tommy did you start selling life again you niggabitchfuck

selling life by UrmomSCRUB November 13, 2015

yer da sells Avon 

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

yer da sells Avon by cutesy pastel living doll March 13, 2018

she sells see shells by the shee- 

FUCK!

ok, she sells see sells- god dammit
she she- hold on I'll get it
she sells see shells by the shee- son of a bitch

she sells see shells by the shee- by she sells she-this is bullshit March 30, 2021

Shelly 

A wonderful girl. One that knows the right things to say to make you smile, even when you are at your lowest. A girl who you'd want to make smile just because her smile is one of the most beautiful ones you have ever seen. Her personality is bubbly, and she is a bit weird. Her laughs and giggles are contagious since it will get everyone laughing too. She is one of the most beautiful beings in existence.

Person One: What's the name of that star there? It's really beautiful.
Person 2: I know, it's almost as bright as Shelly.

Shelly by thenewkeeperoftherunners July 19, 2014

shellbacker 

straight military guy, usually Navy, who does gay "solo jerk-off" videos for gay guys for extra cash...a profitable endeavor that doesn't make them gay...just means they are confident with their packages and love getting paid money for something they usually do for free by themselves...

Ensign Hawkins earns extra spending money as a shellbacker when he's on shore leave.

shellbacker by bottomboy_tj December 28, 2014