armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.

If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

by Silence November 9, 2003

Semi-Simp

A Semi-Simp is a person who admires a friend over another friend or family member. Not for them to get into a relationship with them, but rather for friendship purposes, even if the friend is a weirdo or not worth the trouble. Some will shame others for doing something, but won't do so for the friend they are semi-simping for. If one was to shame the Semi-Simp for this action, or shame the Semi-Simp's friend, the Semi-Simp will get overly aggressive and defensive. They often neglect family and other friends just to be able to hang out with the friend. Semi-Simps will give said friend special permissions if they own a chatroom, and will let them moderate and ban whoever they want just so the Semi-Simp can feel appreciated by someone.

Bro, you cringe at the fact of me playing Fortnite, but your friend plays it aswell, and you don't say a word to him! You're a Semi-Simp.

by AreYouSrsBro May 21, 2020

Semi

Someone who has a incredibly large sized penis and has way to many bitches.

Wow you are a semi.

by Bobbyyy456 April 17, 2022

Semi-Somnia

The inability to go to sleep until 3 or 4 in the morning, no matter how tired you are.

I would've gotten to bed earlier, but I suffer from semi-somnia. I couldn't fall asleep until 3.

by Bloe Jackman June 8, 2010

Semi-skimmed

A Turkish man who is a mass producer and dealer, most notably known for his work in dodging tree branches in the streets of london.

ay ur semi-skimmed man

by ratman123123123 March 21, 2024

Semi-chalant

(Adjective) Partially caring about matters; half-heartedly but still putting in some effort in trying to give a fuck

"She's semi-chalant about this next big project; it's not something that she's passionate about but she needs to complete it for the grade"

by fireflies11 August 11, 2025

Semi-Bisexual

A straight person who simps the lgbtq+ community to the point where they coin a new term called “semi-bisexuality” where they are attracted to one gender, that being the opposite sex. (Key word: semi meaning half.)

Person 1: hey, what’s your sexuality?
Person 2: I’m semi-bisexual !
Person 1: go away.

by BLIZZYBOI July 23, 2022