Beef Selfie

A Selfie taken by a Bro showing off their steroid enhanced body. Often with the tag of #nohomo

After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.

by Bossmojo April 24, 2014

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook

I don'tc are whether my social selfie is broccoli-art or if it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma May 24, 2016

Selfie roadhead

Jerking off while driving

Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.

by Molotov13 August 3, 2016

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

selfie

a photo or a picture that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a camera on the smartphone and shared on the social networks.

My friend and I taked a selfie yesterday.
Elsa is alway taking her selfie in our class.

by Takeshi2k8 July 5, 2022

go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013

Selfie 503

A selfie that will turn another person on. Usually on Hinge you have the option prompt to pick Selfie #503 for your photo’s. This would have to be the hottest selfie on your profile.

“Hey what about him, he looks so hot in his selfie”

“Ouu- That’s his Selfie 503, I’d let him do ungodly things to me”

by planether August 20, 2024