scottish chainmail

It is a auto-erotic device from during the medieval ages or around those parts. It incorporates two inward facing "spikes" in the female version and later there was a male version made with only one. Its believed they were successful until the crusades, then they had to go underground or for back alley usage.

It also believed there were many attachments, however, there isn't any archeological evidence to support this.

Guy A: did you hear about Scottish Chainmail?

Guy B: yeah, they are so beast

Guy A: DUDE!!!

Guy B: what?...I didn't say I used it

by uber-delphi magus October 12, 2010

hot scottie tottie

After cumming in the vagina you then pee in the vagina and then have the woman stand in a pan as to let the mix pour in the pan and then she drinks it

I gave that bitch a hot Scottie and then she drank it so I screamed you just got a hot Scottie tottie ho

by ader37 April 16, 2015

Scottish Beard

The residue left on a person's mouth area after giving oral sex to a girl during her period. Named so because it looks like the person has a red beard.

Guy 1: "So I see you went down on your girl last night."

Guy 2: "How can you tell?"

Guy 1: "You're rocking a Scottish Beard, bro!"

by Cofresi October 17, 2011

scrotic

A type of Yoga emphasizing folding, stretching and parasailing with ones scrotum.

Too much scrotic yoga may result in elephantiasis.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

scottitude

when someone uses attitude a lot

"quit with that scottitude"

by pixy2005 December 16, 2008

Scrotty

A tinyass doggy that can bite your pens.

Jeez that scrotty just bit my farkin pens

by Zed Riedfly January 2, 2004

scottie

Scottie is defined as a intelligencen game player. He alway connect with bugs, virus, hacking, funny, fucking, on9, penis, cave, LOL .... etc And MAINLY his boss TIMTIM.

Scottie is a on 9.
Scottie is fucking high mood now.

by Timtim August 26, 2004