Scooter

1. Someone who is really peppy but cheap
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money

Ugh, girl don't be such a scooter! I know you want that pink Louis Vuitton bag!
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.

by Safaribro August 24, 2023

scooter tipping

A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion

After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.

by drhookah October 28, 2022

Slovakian scooter

When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani

My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.

by Jumper gang June 17, 2024

Scooter

A fireman who loves getting fucked by older men and complains about his golf buddies cheating.

Man, that new guy at station 3 is a real scooter

by FireGuy9 July 23, 2023

Scootered

When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer

Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!

Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!

by Enlightened Aura April 15, 2024

Scooter Nasty

A woman/man who will do anything to ride on the back of a motorized two wheel vehicle.

"Damn, that scooter nasty chased me a block trying to catch a ride."

by 6XXJohn420SmithXX9 August 1, 2019

Rusty Scooter

Another term for hand job

Charlie received a rusty scooter

by Johnston Strudle October 24, 2020