booze schmooze

To schmooze or socialize and drink at the same time. Usually seen at networking events and cocktail parties.

"Hey guys, I'm going to booze schmooze at the company holiday party as soon as I get a glass of wine."

by prettyinpink_hc July 12, 2007

schmoov

Schmoov is a combination af smooth,hard and slick!
Some people say that the Brookstar is schmoov!!

Coop: *looks towards Brookstar* Oh, i wish i was schmoov and hard like the Brookstar.
Brookstar: Oi, Coop you wanker stop lookin at me!!!
Coop: Oh shit,*shits pants for the third time, then runs of crying*
Coop: Why dose this always happen to me!!!!!

by aidan brooker December 11, 2004

schmowellith

half of the pair schmnones + schmow. given because of the nickname 'howellith' and cause schmnones felt like putting 'schm' in front of everything.

'schmnones + schmowellith'

by schmnones April 1, 2005

Schmooked

To Be Beaten Shamefully

Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully

by Lachlan Hallal August 18, 2006

Schmoogie

An ignorant person of ethnic background who thinks they are of a better class than their peers.

Damn, that schmoogie thinks he's some kind of special...standing there in line with his fake bling expecting handouts for "flood damage"...you know that fool only got a few drops of water in his basement after a foot of rain...

by one crazy white girl November 1, 2008

schmotz

Slapping a woman in the face after ejaculating in her mouth.

After getting blown, the bitch tried to snowball me, but I gave her the schmotz instead.

by Tom Jones May 2, 2004

schmowned

-when one is seriously owned to the point of embarrasment to their families name.
-when a person with a Minnesota or Canadian accent owns you.
-owned so badly you might be considered illiterate or mentally disabled.

Random Canadian Guy example 1:" How aboot that schmowning action last round , eh?"

example 2:Dude: "Is your family ok with this total schmowning man?"

example 3: "Totally schmowned man!"

by benwithaphd October 30, 2007