Schmuck

origin: 12th century england.

The person tasked with writing all formal correspondence on behalf of the prince royal to his loyal subjects. (also the peasants)

I need to get this birthday card out. Someone call the Schmuck

by Anthinda Droulas September 5, 2017

Schmarkel

A combination of yelling, screaming, screeching, cackling, etc. often expressed buy a gang of young females of the high school persuasion, when they get in a group.

The girls schmarkeld when jaychief walked by with a kick me sign on his back.
The ladies schmarkeld when they saw the kid slip on a banana peel.

by Futbol10! October 17, 2017

Schmeckey

A one nut cousin humper. A Schmeckey is a male with one testicle that has sex with his cousin.

My brother is a schmeckey.

by ItsBobda October 18, 2017

Schmucker

Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.

Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater

If you shot a deer in someone else's stand or area, you are a schmucker.

by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017

Schmuck

Someone who sells low quality stuff for a high price tag.

John Doe is such a schmuck.

Ikr, he is selling DDR3 for DDR4 prices!

by DYGaming January 23, 2018

schmanke

An expression of gratitude when you feel abashed or any other emotion. A yiddish thank you.

Teacher: "Here's your stat test."
Students: "Schmanke!"

Teacher: "Schmanke."

by Bloopbloopblopyiddishchristian February 15, 2018

Schmatka

A jerk, a moron, an inappropriate person

That guy she was dating never leaves a tip. He is a real schmatka.

by Hoodratty March 9, 2018