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Surging Sanders

When somebody over the age of 60 pops a random boner for the first time in a long time.
My grandpa got a Surging Sanders while watching Price is Right. Gross!
by brickcheddar September 21, 2016
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Sander

He eat
He sleep
but he also nap
I really want to take a Sander
by Manhunter2828 October 9, 2018
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surging sanders

When you come (cum) out of nowhere; when you orgasm and/or ejaculate unexpectedly.

The term was first coined(or at least made famous by) the new host for The Daily Show, Trevor Noah, in allusion to Bernie Sanders who as of Feb-2016 is tight in the race for the Democrat nomination for president. He was an independent Senator from Vermont who decided to run for president and has had nearly zero media coverage during most of his campaign. Even with that factor in play he seems to be "neck to neck" with the "establishment" candidate, Hillary Clinton in many polls (surpassing her in some). Somewhat expectedly he has had much more media cover during the las few months. Thus, he came out of nowhere and no one saw him coming. The Surging Sanders.
(noun) I had a Surging Sanders the other night, couldn't help it, both my partner and I where quite surprised.

(noun) That guy is a Surging Sanders; I mean it, I didn't see it coming, suddenly it was all over me, nothing special was happening... I don't even know.
by Arthur Prefect September 3, 2016
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Joseph sanders

He is a thief, a father of 4+, a fagot that likes to take dick in his ass willingly. Don't leave your weed laying around or he will "dip" the fuck out with it and won't come back until he goes to sell it.
Don't be a Joseph Sanders and get every girl in T COUNTY knocked up
by Joseph Sanders hater 69 February 19, 2018
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killian sanders

This is a word that describes a true chad a man if you can say he is superior than everyone else and he dosent like it when people chew
No way dude he is totally a killian sanders
by Chad man 69 February 24, 2019
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Rodrigo Sanders

When a brazillian asks you to do brazillian jiu jitsu despite having asked you before.
My friend Paul hit me with the Rodrigo Sanders for the 8th time this week.
by Soccertise May 18, 2022
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joseph sanders

a man that met jesus in old times, also a term for oral sex
1: my girl came over and pulled joseph sanders
2: nice
by Dr carrier October 2, 2017
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