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Sage

A disgusting, low-life individual who likes to prey on little kids.
"Did you hear about that guy that got arrested? He was a total Sage."
by Non-Funny_P3rson February 18, 2024
mugGet the Sagemug.

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats
Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”
by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018
mugGet the Sage the Fatass Catmug.

Jump Sage Day

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER
by Kenasha December 24, 2021
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Sage

Not a plant, sage is a name. Sages are nice and will reply to your texts if you aren’t creepy to them.
Wow did you see sages pony tails?? Yeah! They were rockin’!
by Flarbus123 January 15, 2021
mugGet the Sagemug.

! sage

An autistic lesbian discord user who is in love with with Amity Blight and Disney’s show “The Owl House
Hey, who’s ! sage?

Why, how do you not know them? She’s the cartoon simp who definitely deserves mod in stay alive and flex your time on others!
by AstralAtlas June 16, 2021
mugGet the ! sagemug.

sagee

“wow sagee must have a big one, look at the way they walk”
by ass1ice November 20, 2021
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Gemma Sage

the definition of someone who likes to have long poos in the toilet while reading books
'Hey, where is Alex"
"He is at the toilet"
"Oh dear, lets hope he's not being a Gemma Sage'
by hibiscus wrestler October 22, 2023
mugGet the Gemma Sagemug.

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