A college you apply to when you need an easy acceptance to fall back on, because let's face it - someone has to go there.
"Yo, did Wisconsin finally recognize your genius?"
"Not exactly, but hey, my safety school Purdue is basically throwing money at me to attend their cornfield campus."
"Not exactly, but hey, my safety school Purdue is basically throwing money at me to attend their cornfield campus."
by BrentMad🌊🌊🌊🌊 October 26, 2024
Get the Safety Schoolmug. The term “safety everything” is used to tell someone to do something regardless of what it is they have to do it if that term is said .
by nonis March 13, 2018
Get the safety everythingmug. Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.
Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”
Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”
Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024
Get the Officer Safetymug. To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.
by Cpaq February 28, 2020
Get the safety speechmug. by BorritoGuy February 21, 2023
Get the Microsoft Family Safetymug. Example: Connor is really into his new girlfriend and they want to take things to the next level.
Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"
Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"
Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"
Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"
Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"
Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"
by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022
Get the cut your safetymug. n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.
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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.
And body bags?
And body bags!
And body bags?
And body bags!
by gnostic3 December 21, 2021
Get the Albertan safetymug.