Russian Pipeline

When a male or female takes an unusally large dump which looks like a sub-marine, then freezing it, and later using it as a dildo on their partner, to let it melt slowly inside of them :(

Well my sick ass friend told me that he was going to use the Russian Pipeline one day, then cracked up laughing because it was the sickest thing ever!

by Uwanablikeme May 24, 2006

Russian Unicorn

A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet

did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé

no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS

by jkrock569 August 25, 2011

russian three

2 women 1 man gruop sex

Russian three is always better than the swedish three.

by ZZLT January 5, 2011

russian candlestick

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.

Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?

by keyster king November 20, 2015

Bloody Russian

A mixture of Coke, cranberry juice and vodka mixed to take the appearance of blood.

Jim sat down at the bar and ordered a Bloody Russian.

by holidayhawk May 14, 2011

russian fireman

While fucking her take out a lighter and light her pubes on fire. When her pubes are on fire, punch her in the nose and use her nosebleed to put out the fire.

"Dude I gave her a Russian Fireman last night and she slapped me."

by totally not steve August 11, 2014

Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

by loco30k February 10, 2015