savage rub

to rub your eye really hard while you're wearing eyeliner.

I savage rubbed my eye and now my fingers are black.

by theantisocialiteshow May 7, 2015

Clam Rub

A bunch of women who gather around to coddle and coo over one women claiming someone was mean to her. Typically used for "strong women" standing up to misogyny and patriarchy. Can be done in person or virtually.

Female circle jerk.

Bonnie was upset because a toxic cis white male asked if he could hold the door for her. After blasting his bigotry on the interwebs, her "tribe" clam rubbed. She felt uplifted and empowered.

by Woobie Shoobie May 10, 2022

Free Rub

when your in someone else shower or public shower, such as dorm showers or something, and you use shampoo that was left there as lube to jerk off.

Dude, i found some great free rub in the shower to get off with

by Lee Austin October 15, 2010

rub-a-gus

A nausage kick steezie kid named Jackson who is pretty slick if you ask me, a nickname if you will

“Aye rub-a-Gus”

by Steeziesnake February 26, 2021

rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 April 15, 2016