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a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.
Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.
by Bob Mate the third June 6, 2017
Get the Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third mug.1. An infamous scallywag, Born May 30, 1980 in Seattle. Jilly Roger is known for her endless talent and adaptability. Loved by many and adored by all.
2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
by iheartawesomepirates August 18, 2009
Get the Jilly Roger mug.Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:
1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"
Brian: "Of course."
Bill: "She's so swe--"
Brian: "What's the matter."
Bill: "Awkward roger!"
I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
Brian: "Of course."
Bill: "She's so swe--"
Brian: "What's the matter."
Bill: "Awkward roger!"
I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011
Get the Awkward Roger mug.A person with lack of facial expression, but excessive eye movement with lips slightly parted creating a stunned and confused look. This occurs only when asked a question...
T: Hey Roger what are you doing?
R: ...(lack of facial expression) for few seconds
R: ...(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
R: ....(confused look)
T: Yo your fucking awkard man!!!
F: HAHAHAHAAH!! AWKWARD ROGER!!
W: HAHAHAAHAH! YEAAAA
B: It's not my accent!!!
V: I gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)
R: ...(lack of facial expression) for few seconds
R: ...(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
R: ....(confused look)
T: Yo your fucking awkard man!!!
F: HAHAHAHAAH!! AWKWARD ROGER!!
W: HAHAHAAHAH! YEAAAA
B: It's not my accent!!!
V: I gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)
by Tz, MFS, WS April 16, 2011
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