rhino rocket

Big monster dildo, that typically your grandma uses.

Hey, grandmas over there with that huge rhino rocket again!

by Deeznutzzzzzz July 26, 2015

Rhino Geyser

When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.

I gave you old step mom a Rhino Geyser last night. Here's the video to prove it.

by zerofuks11 October 05, 2016

Visited by a rhino

When you get a cold.

Nicole was visited by a rhino last night, she woke up sick.

by notfiggy February 21, 2019

the sparkly rhino

a sex position that takes place on a bunk bed. the girl is attached to the underneath of the top bunk and the guy is doing a back bend on the bottom bunk. she repeatedly pours sparkling cider on him.

the sparkly rhino

by lalalalalalala4 March 01, 2010

Rhino jesus

Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.

Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"

by Maple Jay July 11, 2018

Elegant Rhino

the Elegant Rhinois a sexual position where the man who who wears a strap on dildo to his mouth runs full sprint at his partner's vagina.

There is a variation of this called the The Brown Rhino where instead of the vagina the man rams the arse with the strap on

my girlfriend has vaginal cramps so I gave her the Elegant Rhino she's now in hospital.

by Foxy Rhino August 19, 2020

Gay Rhino

The act of when a man coughs into another dudes asshole

Dard is always coughing, he's the master of the gay rhino.

by DaDard November 29, 2017