rollover reaction

n. when your dream about someone you know skews how you feel about them all the next day, an emotion you are unable—and unwilling—to shake.

Person one: DUDE!

Person two: BRO!

Person one: I had this totally vivid dream last night about Mary Jane Watson and now I've got rollover reaction!

by Cortotto December 5, 2016

Optol-Rectomy

A non invasive surgical procedure. A popular alternative to having a highly invasive crainiasstomy for the treatment of analretinosis. The procedure is performed by a medical professional known as a proctomologist. The procedure itself severes the nerve which connects
the asshole and the eyeballs.

Rodney: “ Hey did you hear that asshole Joe finally got that optol-rectomy he’s been talkin about?”
Ricky: “ Nah, I didn’t. How did that lazy fuck afford it.”
Rodney: “ His fuckin mom paid for it.

by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018

Bowellergic Reaction

An upset stomach from bad food or irritable bowels syndrome. See Delhi belly.

I shouldn't have eaten the leftover food from Delhi Spice Explosion. I'm having a bowellergic reaction and may need to be in the bathroom for the next hour… or two.

by dixonkoontz August 20, 2018

sara rector

A bitch

Hey who’s that over ther?
Oh that’s just sara Rector the *bitch*

by Bell.B302 October 31, 2019

Mutual-React Fest

When two people go back and forth reacting to eachothers' posts and comments on facebook.

"I don't care if you have a Facebook, I just don't want you getting into mutual-react fests with other dudes!"

by curciikidd September 3, 2020

Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

by Veronica Vaughan September 13, 2020

Counter reaction

When an old worn counter is sick of being the underdog.
A counter losing its cool.
If the counter is allergic to Eg. cheezels, then if the item is placed on the surface the counter may crack, sneeze or swell, hence creating a counter reaction.

Don’t put that on the bench! We don’t want another counter reaction!!

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 27, 2020