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Faarken Reeetard

Self-admonishment for a temporary inability to overcome a much inferior opponent due to short-term brain fade.

May be used as a form of motivation in semi-professional sporting circles where code violations and other forms of penalty are less likely to be enforced.
During her tennis match Gail says "Faarken Reeetard! I can't BELIEVE I'm going to lose to this gurl!!"

(much hilarity and mirth on the sidelines given the actual quality of the "useless" gurl being referred to)
by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012
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Skeet reet

When you nut on the phone and don't respond to any messages or calls for 4 hours
Person 1:"did u hear from John last night?"
Person2:"nah man he hit me with that skeet reet"
by Casss2428 April 18, 2019
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REE-O-REET

a word used to mimick the sound of a record scratching, commonly used in several Hip Hop Hippo rap songs.
A word used to replace some form of "innapropriate" word.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just fatted eveywhere"
Guy 2: "What the ree-o-reet?!?!?"

Example 2:
"Yo yo yo sup G" REE-O-REET!
by director_72 May 8, 2007
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reet

Reet, meaning ok, alright, sure, etc
Dave: Ey man, lets go get sum dew
Frank: reet
by Davie February 14, 2004
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Reet

Reet is short term for the name Reetinder. Reet is the baddest bitch of life! by far the best Indian chick around
Frank: Yo Tom do you see that girl?
Tom: Yeah Frank!
Frank: Well her name is Reet the baddest Indian girl around town!
by hotbebe October 6, 2010
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reet squeet

Adjective

"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.
1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.
by Qwertypop1 April 26, 2011
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reetarded

dude this guy is so reetarded.
by pimp gangster 007 October 1, 2018
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