A 22 year old virgin who still lives with her mom. Hobbies include posting selfies, colouring, bedazzling cell phone cases, and professing her undying love for other girls boyfriends. Once in her grasp, she'll force your boy to watch her play super Mario for hours on end, until he passes out from sheer boredom, or locks himself in her bathroom to send you picks of his D.
Beware of the "bff" Rachel...she'll steal your boy, bore him to death, and leave you to clean up his "mess" every night on his way home from her moms house. She's more of an inconvenience than a obstacle.
by Dreamspin February 6, 2015
Get the Rachelmug. a stingy yet somewhat intelligent girl, usually asian. They are usually found in high schools stealing or begging for food near large crowds of other asians.
1) Hey! that Rachel just stole my food!
2) A: Fuck...Where'd my Taco go?
B: Did you see Rachel anywhere?
A: Why?
B: What's that hotsauce doing all over her face?
A: Oh shit.
3) Do not share food with Rachel. BEWARE: SWINE FLU.
2) A: Fuck...Where'd my Taco go?
B: Did you see Rachel anywhere?
A: Why?
B: What's that hotsauce doing all over her face?
A: Oh shit.
3) Do not share food with Rachel. BEWARE: SWINE FLU.
by Rosales Harvey April 29, 2009
Get the Rachelmug. She is a really rude person who is very clingy and once she becomes your friend she is hard to get rid of. She oftenly cheats off your work and she lies a lot strait to your face. She thinks everyone likes her but in all honesty no one likes her. She try's to copy your looks or how you do things in life to get people to like her. If you try to tell her something that she doesn't like she will start to be rude and act all bossy because she got mad at one little thing.
Never trust a Rachel al Belouchie. If you meet one don't be friends with her
Never trust a Rachel al Belouchie. If you meet one don't be friends with her
by Frind June 22, 2017
Get the Rachelmug. by yoyo.yogurt January 30, 2018
Get the Rachelmug. by grocery girl October 16, 2008
Get the Rachellmug. Big ankles, big boobs, HUGE forehead (bald) small feet, loud, she often laughs at her own jokes because know one else does. But she's very lovable
by Brandon sahota May 1, 2020
Get the Rachellemug. by the gremlin number one July 17, 2012
Get the rachelmug.